My favorite part of The Room.

“I did not hit her! It’s not true. It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did NOTT. Oh hi Mark.”

The Room

My friends and I had a midnight showing of The Room the other night, complete with audience participation. It was wonderful. I’ve seen a lot of bad movies, and this one is in a class all on its own. It must be seen to be believed.

Watch for “you’re tearing me apart, Lisa!”

Shark Attack 3: Megaladon

The best part of Shark Attack 3 is the fact that John Barrowman plays the lead (I had no idea until I saw the opening credits - such a great surprise!).

The second best part is this line. Apparently John Barrowman improvised the line during filming to try to make his co-star laugh and somehow the line made it into the final cut of the film. So ridiculous. Also: further proof that John Barrowman is great.

Shark Attack 3: Megaladon

Another reason to love Shark Attack 3: there are so many moments in which the improbably large shark swallows people and boats whole. Low budget monster movies are so fun (see also: any Sci-Fi channel original movie).

perpetua:

Phoenix
“Lisztomania”
Brat Pack Mash-up

The best mash-ups, whether audio or visual, are entirely intuitive, and make connections between works of art that are both obvious and insightful. Sarah Neuehaus’ brilliant notion of cutting footage of teens dancing from John Hughes movies — easily the best thing about the late director’s work!!! — to Phoenix’s boppy “Lisztomania” cuts straight to the heart of the song’s appeal, all the while managing to make the song seem even more joyful, which is quite a feat.

This makes me so happy.

downtheapples:

“Christmas Wrapping” - the Waitresses

Basically my favorite Christmas song that’s not “O Holy Night.”

Christmas music tends to make me cranky until about 2 weeks before Christmas, but there is no time of year when I don’t love hearing this song.

alexandra-ewing:

chelsealynn818:

Ill State Of Mind - NeeKo

He is a Philly native and an amazing hip hop singer. This is remake of New York State of Mind. It is all about Philly and simply amazing.

I love searching tumblr for things related to One Life to Live and coming across something unrelated but better.

Yay Philly!

carolineyi:

sarahmary:

oddpieces:

sweet-tangerine:

“Let’s get rid of straight size and plus size. It’s bullshit. Just say model. Full stop. I’m a curvy girl. You can’t raise it… Women should be able to look at me and think: ‘She’s beautiful.’ But also: ‘I could look like that.” - Crystal Renn.

[ via: lovemeformexox, fuzzyrush ]

I love this bathing suit.

agreed. I want this bathing suit. also, I love Crystal Renn.

carolineyi:

fuckyeahdessert: santa strawberries

Aaaah! Adorable!

downtheapples:

labeledbones:

fujiidom:

stayfrosty: binkbot: pirouettelove: thecadencegallery: nashvilletnbound: justanotherwide-eyedgirl: thesethingswillchange: (via mickeyandminnie)

Am I really the only person in the world who always knew that was a D and never had any trouble distinguishing it as a D? What did people think it was? What else would it be? :/

You weren’t alone. I was so confused when I saw the facebook group for this. WHAT ELSE WOULD IT HAVE BEEN?

A backwards G. I STILL read it like that, even though I know that it’s a D.

People who prefer the A*Teens to Abba.

Alex.

Crossroads

Britney Spears and her road trip buddies run out of money, so naturally they have no choice but to enter a karaoke contest at a local bar. Of course. We in the audience are asked to suspend our disbelief and pretend that Britney is a good singer when her voice is not made unrecognizable by a computer.* We are also asked to pretend that Britney Spears singing Joan Jett in fake bad girl clothes is not an abomination.

*Please note, I do not hate Britney. She’s a great performer and has a few good songs, particularly Toxic. But she is a star despite, not because of, her singing voice.

downtheapples:falulatonks: replicant: via oldfilmsflicker

My favorite is the one from Lady and the Tramp.

downtheapples:unflinchingly: lisalynn: paperbuildings: iamthelizardqueen: littlegreenmen: thequietworld

1. Battlestar Galactica
2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
3. Firefly
4. Spaced
5. Veronica Mars

I am so happy I didn’t spend my entire Thanksgiving break studying for nothing.