bobby finger: How To Watch The Oscars

bobbyfinger:

7. Plan themed dishes and drinks for your party. .If puns disgust you, skip this step and just order pizza. If puns delight you, serve your guests items like The Brie of Life, Meatyballs, and Octavia Spritzers.

26. Calculate the winner of the Oscar pool. Stare down at your disappointing score and silently wonder whether or not you actually know the difference between sound editing and sound mixing. 

Hilarious.

I WISH I could do all this. I will be missing the Oscars this year because I’m abroad and don’t have a television and they will be airing on Monday afternoon, so I will be teaching as they happen. TRAGIC.

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    Hilarious. I WISH I could do all this. I will be missing the Oscars this year because I’m abroad and don’t have a...
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    Important because why does Guessing Guy always win??
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    Poor uggie.